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Ground Demotivational Poster


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


EASTER -


TAGS: easter groundhog day
Rating: 4.06/5

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djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:17 am
Laughing too much!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:55 pm
Something like that......y'all
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:53 pm
He probably now thinks that the E-Mailman is stalking him. Otherwise how would buddy know where to deliver them e-mails at all them different locations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:32 pm
My dad was shocked when he learned (last year) that he could check his e-mail from computers other than the one in his house..So it's unlikely that he could navigate Motifake past the front page. Thanks though Bunny man, I just felt I needed to come clean
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:27 pm
Oh yeah? Well your Old Man never bothered to tell it in poster form, because, I guess we're just not good enough for him, eh? So Mr. Funnydrawers senior is outta luck and you get the win on this one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 10:50 am
I was informed yesterday that I did not come up with this joke, apparently my dad has been telling it for years.....It must have been some kind of subconscious thing. I apologize for taking credit for it.
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:16 pm
That comment-parser is particularly FAILing!
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:15 pm
Six more weeks of spring! That stops us going directly from winter to summer, as seems to happen where I live. http://www.holiday-wars.com/blog/2010/07/15/2010-hw-000/ reveals all about the bunny!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 11:38 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary WHATZIT? Your obvious anti-rabbitism most offensive, ya fat cow! Just stick to making fun of other people's religions, or ... I just don't know what. Sheesh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 11:22 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary Bunny....seems simple to me.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:07 pm
I just want to know how we went from the crucifixion, to the resurrection to...chocolate bunnies, marshmallow peeps and painted eggs. There must be some steps in there they didn't tell us about.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Unless Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo is driving, and decides to take the highway. That's when this sissy gets out to walk, or hop as the case may be.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:37 pm
Let's see now: Moooooooooooooooooo's theological musings, vs. God, in the form of His only son, died for our sins so that He wouldn't have to, in all His omnipotence, send us to Hell for our sins. I think I'm with Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo on this.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
Forgive me Lord...for I have chuckled at this poster...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Thanks guys, It just came to me while I was driving to work (focusing on the highway is for sissies)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Love it. And unlike Airman's truly wicked entry, I'm not afraid of going straight to Hell by looking at it. *gulp*


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT - For when you're too hardcore to hang out at the mall with those conformists.


TAGS: emo playground lol
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:51 am
Pshh... think they all that. Don't feel the vibe I'm puttin' out at the Orange Julius.


LIFE - Someone needs to get one.




UNFAIR FIGHT -


TAGS: ten times before he hit the ground
Rating: 4.77/5

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Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am
Poor bastiche,


"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


STARBUCKS -




MINERS -


TAGS: trendy underground mainstream
Rating: 4.44/5

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ThatGuy - October 21, 2010, 1:48 pm
LOL
Derek - October 20, 2010, 6:37 pm
Subtle


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


ENTHUSIASM -




SHOW BUSINESS -


TAGS: funny ground squirrel
Rating: 2.38/5

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Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:28 pm
dang scene stealer! ;-)


Science -


TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:36 am
Classic!
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:55 am
Perfect
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)


Wiarton Willie -


TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


LIFE IS A BEACH -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


UNDEFEATED -


TAGS: f35 ground battle
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - July 27, 2011, 4:46 pm
Naw. If they're smart they'll both just keep going. Who stops in Scranton if they don't have to?
rerun - July 26, 2011, 7:14 pm

I think they will meet on the Texas side of Texarkana around 11:43am, depending on the heat index and if the TSA has screened the duck for explosives.
Airman - July 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
oh yeah! so if a train leaves Chicago going east at 45mph, and a duck leaves NY going west at 2mph, will they meet in Scranton at 4? Earths rotation notwithstanding
Tarapin - July 26, 2011, 1:49 pm
d***. Iceman beat me to it! Not to mention Sol's movement in the Milky Way...or our galaxy's movement...both speeds I'm too lazy to look up!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:32 am
Yeahbut... The Earth/ground is rotating at aboot 1,042 mph on it's axis & is revolving around the Sun in the neighborhood of 69,360 mph. Who wins now? ;)
Ascetic - July 26, 2011, 12:23 am
Will mention this at some point to other airmen. Too funny. 5 lions.


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


INSTRUCTIONS -




PLANKING - Cricketers? Trendsetters? Who would of thought


TAGS: cricket plank funny ground
Rating: 4.23/5

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Airman - July 22, 2011, 6:40 pm
I just heard a talk show.. the term PLANKING originated on the slave ships.. it was a way to keep a slave subdued and submissive. The older Black community is not pleased with this new fad one little bit
caveman - May 26, 2011, 9:14 pm
I think it was a match between england and australia down at the gabba. I think it was a bug problem as well
Muppet - May 23, 2011, 10:18 pm
Long time voyuer, first time commenter (shortly to be first time poster). Nice cap, I don't recognise the game either (bird problems??). "PLANKING THE GENTLEMAN'S GAME" would also work. Guess I'm going to have to learn some rudimentary ph**oshop skills
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 4:34 am
HAHA! I wonder what game this was?
Verdeckt - May 21, 2011, 4:28 am
Maybe it's the long days at the banana bending factory but I LOL'd


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


Playgrounds -


TAGS: playgrounds
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:18 pm
Dirty a5 well!
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:40 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


GOODBYE -




SIX MORE WEEKS MY ASS -


TAGS: groundhog day february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
LOL!! HA! 5 Puxsutawney Phil R.I.P's!!


DESPERATE GROUND -




HURRY EVERYONE! - IT's BOGO on JUNGLE GYM"S AT TOYS-R-US!




JUST GO OUT A LITTLE FURTHER -




A Sign of the Times -


TAGS: playground sign
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:37 am
The image of sacks stuck in fences almost made me spit my drink all over my screen
MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:49 pm
Could be worse...the sign could of said No Throwing Balls Over The Fence!


Discovery -


TAGS: boat shore run aground ssminnow
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2013, 4:50 pm
Excellent! 5!
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:16 pm
Send the weekend sailor back to the class room to learn how to read a chart and echo sounder then put the training wheels back on!!
Sho - November 13, 2013, 7:33 am
5/f!


reciprocation -


TAGS: die ground spirit
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Well that’s just phooking spooky…… gnah…WHAZZAT!!!...oh….just the wife….early here.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:49 am
A well deserved 5L Sho!


PHIL -


TAGS: groundhog day calendar winter shadow
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:34 am
I'm wondering if it's intentional that the shadow happens to resemble Gojira


LYING LITTLE BUGGER -




Edge of Tomorrow -


TAGS: tom cruise emily blunt movies scientologists groundhog day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:23 am

good movie. reminded me of a video game. respawn until you beat the AI that adjusts to your moves.


this is the last time I'm going to say it... -


TAGS: misbehave playground
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2013, 2:06 pm
Sounds like a threat my dad used, but with Disneyland. Hahaha


ENTITLEMENTS -


TAGS: work perks dissent grounds coffee
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - September 13, 2012, 4:29 pm
By the way, nice avatar Miss P. Congrats on the title---> 70611
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 12:39 pm
I think free coffee is a way of life out there, even if it grinds on the rest of us. They have a distinct blend don't ya know. ;)
MissPriss - September 13, 2012, 10:13 am
Well what can you say...some students refuse to switch to decaf that they pay more for as compared to cup of the full bodied java they expect. Wow was that a hidden "political" view or what? Sometimes I scare myself teehee
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 9:30 am
Something is always brewing there. ;)
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 7:31 am
Montreal In The Summer !


LATE NIGHT - TOP TEN - Earlier today (Feb. 2)




BUBBLES -




SENSITIVITY -


TAGS: mosque ground zero protest
Rating: 4.53/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 12:14 am
*big gulp* No of course not... a mosque in a 7-11? Sounds silly. Now a Hindu temple...
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:28 pm
But, you wouldn't build a mosque on the breakfast sausage rollers, would you?
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm a 7-11 victim. Mountain Dew slurpee and taquitos, make for a bad bellyache.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 11:00 pm
And those 411 victims... even worse!


THE ONLY MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: high ground mountain top army soldier
Rating: 4.18/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:51 am
P.S.: I prefer to run to the low ground and hide under it.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:50 am
Anyone see the movie Hamburger Hill?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:45 pm
5L. Not as easy with a Cuban... but I digress...


YOUR FIRST MONTH ON MOTIFAKE - Ah, I remember it well


TAGS: although veggie hit the ground running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
LMAO!
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 4:55 am
Outstandingly excellent sir! 5L FTW!!


UNDER CONSTRUCTION -


TAGS: putting the pole in the ground
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - June 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Clever - you need a on-track mind though.


FEBRUARY 2ND CHALLENGE -


TAGS: febchallenge ground hogs spam bacon
Rating: 3.8/5

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phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:30 am
Can I have a slice please?!
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
How the devil did this get through my filter?


LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."


TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


CHOICE - He chose to hike in the cold for adventure. Then again he chose that scarf too.




AMERICAN IDOL - Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin’ like a fool with your Pants on the ground!


TAGS: pants ground fool douche douchebag bag
Rating: 3.41/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:19 pm
even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'
Krissie - April 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
men that wear their clothes like that are idiots.
Jas - January 26, 2010, 6:23 pm
Fred Durst has certainly fallen on hard times.


GRENAAADE! - Careful! It has a 6 week fuse!


TAGS: grenade groundhog
Rating: 3.1/5

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Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:19 pm
You my friend, are currently on a roll...keep 'um coming


PARENTING - THIS KID NEEDS SOME.


TAGS: fatkid grounded parenting
Rating: 2.92/5

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steve1961 - January 7, 2013, 5:39 pm
Put away the gun, Dumba$$ and do the Truffle Shuffle...
Oiler - January 7, 2013, 11:32 am
Every once in a great while a picture of a person deserving a good round house kick to the face shows up. This is a very good example. Maybe starting with his parents.
robbidos - December 29, 2012, 6:37 pm
yep, i seen many of them and "gang" mambers get it handed to them. god bless boot camp
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:36 am
That gun is at wrong angle too...now that is a dumba*s
Garrison1444 - July 11, 2011, 10:15 am
amen
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2011, 1:49 am
With a bore that small, that has to be either a toy gun or at best, a pellet gun. Kids like him think that acting "like a gansta" is cool, but most of them would get their a**es haded to them if they encountered a real gang member


GROUNDHOG - If we catch one, we can make "YUPPER PAELLA" YUPPER (Upper Peninsula hill-billies)




Groundbreaking -


TAGS: groundbreaking earthquakes sinkhole revolution change
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 9:24 am
ROTFL!!
Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 3:23 am
HULK SMASH!
mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 1:17 am
Can I watch?!!!!! Excellent, C-man! 5L


Kinda strange really -


TAGS: groundhog day bill murray depression demotivational
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:20 am
Gave new meaning to "Learn piano in a day"!
Greeny - February 2, 2016, 7:31 pm
I could go for the 'eat anything I want' part


Flying -


TAGS: flying take flight theory ground miss
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like the description defining the evolution of societies: Survival (What should we eat?), philosophical (WHY do we eat?)& sophistication (Where shall we have lunch?). BTW: Truly sophisticated societies DON'T celebrate criminal activity.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:22 pm
Yep you're probably right. Memory like a sieve these days. Thanks for the refresher Silvie.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:06 pm

Pretty sure I read that in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Well done nonetheles5!


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